Classic Americana Admirer T-Shirts

No Settling

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"It was her mothers"

Teddy Roosevelt

"You know I hate birthdays!"

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

Antiques

"Fashion over function!"

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Mangle

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

Computer Address Book.

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

A potato's favourite video

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

The Great Catsby.

'No, I mean your great-grandfather was literally a big fan of Sally Rand's.'

Ronald Reagan