Classic Americana Admirer Pillows

No Settling

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"It was her mothers"

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Teddy Roosevelt

"You know I hate birthdays!"

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

Antiques

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"Fashion over function!"

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Mangle

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

Computer Address Book.

Over the Hill Birthday Cards

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

A potato's favourite video

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

Ronald Reagan

The Great Catsby.

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'