America Admirer Pillows

American high street

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Reading my Critics

Robocop and Juliet.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Robot Jogger

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

The Thinker

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

"There's the mailman!"

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Way too much anthropomorphising

'Oh, God I have to talk to a *****! Human!'

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."