Middle America Admirer Pillows

Cash Machines From Across the Land

The DaVinci Code

Reading my Critics

'You know too much,'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Elusive Shadow.

Chill Out Worshippers!

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

Meet The Ghostwriter

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

Moby the Private Dick.

Lover

American high street

Australasia.

Clowns of the Baskervilles

'Does it come with American citizenship?'

A Ghost

Evo Morales.

'No, I thought you were John Simpson.'

A golfer lining up his putt, with the Grim Reaper lining up the golfer.

Subway BC

Theatre advertising itself as just like HDTV 3D.

Barack Obama.

'Yes, we did the usual Amsterdam tourist route - canals and all. I'm sorry - did I say something to upset you?'

"You're a bottlenose dolphin – find me a bottle!"

Afghanistan evacuation

Conspiracy theories club - trust no one! (CCTV cameras watching each other).

No Settling

'My name is Dr Jeykell and I have a small drink problem...'

"I can see you out there, you know."