Middle America Admirer Gifts

Cash Machines From Across the Land

The DaVinci Code

Reading my Critics

'You know too much,'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Elusive Shadow.

Chill Out Worshippers!

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

Meet The Ghostwriter

Lover

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

Moby the Private Dick.

A Ghost

Clowns of the Baskervilles

Australasia.

American high street

'Does it come with American citizenship?'

Evo Morales.

'No, I thought you were John Simpson.'

Barack Obama.

Theatre advertising itself as just like HDTV 3D.

'Yes, we did the usual Amsterdam tourist route - canals and all. I'm sorry - did I say something to upset you?'

"You're a bottlenose dolphin – find me a bottle!"

Afghanistan evacuation

Subway BC

A golfer lining up his putt, with the Grim Reaper lining up the golfer.

Conspiracy theories club - trust no one! (CCTV cameras watching each other).

'My name is Dr Jeykell and I have a small drink problem...'

No Settling

"I can see you out there, you know."