American Classics Admirer T-Shirts

"Let's hear another suggestion besides 'Moby Dick.'"

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Deflator mouse

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'Caesar salad?'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Goddess

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Louis Armstrong.

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

'Now in Capulets'

Gustav Holst

Selfie

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

Sergei Taneyev

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

Mark Twain

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

Seneca

The furies

They met at the Met.

Michail Glinka

The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.