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"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

'IV!'

Roman Condom Machine

An offended street-sweeper

'Cesar loves to conker.'

Philip Larkin.

"Hi! I'm at the windmill."

Greek goddess

"No, but you've a stranger name than I do, Gunga Din!"

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

Alderman holding a sign reading 'For three days I have not tasted turtle'

Selfie

Athena

Felix Mendelssohn

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Deflator mouse

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Piano Keyboard

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

'Caesar salad?'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Goddess

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

'Now in Capulets'

Gustav Holst