American Classics Admirer Gifts

"Let's hear another suggestion besides 'Moby Dick.'"

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Deflator mouse

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'Caesar salad?'

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Goddess

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

Louis Armstrong.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'

'Now in Capulets'

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

Gustav Holst

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

Dante's Undiscovered Prequels

Sergei Taneyev

Selfie

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

They met at the Met.

Mark Twain

The definitive turning point in The Great Terrier-Squirrel War was the now-famous Trojan Acorn Maneuver.

The furies

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Seneca