Literary Classics Admirer Gifts

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Out To Lurch

Joan Hickson

Iliadette.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

Solar Frankenstein

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

To read or not to read?

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Lend me your ears

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Treasure Island Book.

Tower Hamlets

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Changes at home

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Dorothy and Toto

William Faulkner

"A haand gel...!?"

Jorge Luis Borges

'Love me little, love me long.'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"