Literary Classic Enthusiast Gifts

Lost Line of Literature. Robinson Crusoe. Hoe about "Friday"? Is "Friday" good for you?

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Lady Chatterley's Lover

"You're going to hate yourself."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Victor Hugo

Tut and Carmen.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Honoré de Balzac

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Out To Lurch

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Joan Hickson

Iliadette.

Robocop and Juliet.

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Scarpia from Tosca

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Sock Puppet in Literature