Literary Classic Enthusiast Pillows

Lady Chatterley's Lover

"You're going to hate yourself."

Tut and Carmen.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Honoré de Balzac

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Out To Lurch

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Joan Hickson

Iliadette.

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Sock Puppet in Literature

Robocop and Juliet.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Multi-Generational Books

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Scarpia from Tosca

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"