Classic Literature Lover Pillows

Alternative Dickens: Scrooge Is Audited.

Dickens' First Encounter with a Martini

"Ahab I'm not familiar with. Ever taste Captain Hook?"

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'The good news is you're not paranoid, the bad news is this Ahab fellow really does seem to be after you.'

"'Moby-Dick'? Again?"

'Okay, children, that's our fire safety lecture...any questions?'

'Mr. Janus, your hand sight is far better than your fore sight.'

'Why, Oedipus! That woman is old enough to be your mother!'

"Always the last place you look."

'Is it really necessary for you to give her vocal cords?'

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

"Ah, Doctor Jekyll, Table for two"

Robinson Crusoe..."Daniel we love the idea but have you thought of adding a few more characters,maybe half a dozen celebrities who all want out!"

The Rake's Progress - Scene in Bedlam.

Hollywood 1860 - "The Dickens screenplay's good but I'd like to bring in Thackery for a rewrite.."

Having offered the boiled sweet, Dickens realised he'd struck literary gold.

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

'You're not showing up at all on any of the X-rays.'

The limits of power

The Thinker (with a laptop).

'May I ask what it's in connection with?'

'Gramma, can you help with my homework?'

"Shouldn't we find out more about their policies before following them?"

"Could you repeat that confirmation number?"

'I wouldn't worry about it. You're ahead in the polls.'

Sisyphus

"Let's hear another suggestion besides 'Moby Dick.'"

Oliver introduced to the respectable old gentleman

Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde's door

Mr Dombey

Postman Pat and Noddy Road Rage

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Little Nell as comforter

"Every man for himself!"