Classic Literature Fan Pillows

Don Quixote Video Game

Dorothy Parker at the Algonquin Round Table

"Doctor Jekyll and Doctor Hyde."

Bob begins to regret his decision to stay for one last drink.

"Young Montague's full of himself."

Hamlet: An Early Draft

'So ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for anyone prepared to pay ?48.50 including VAT.'

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

"Are you familiar with the poetry of John Donne?"

Poetry Buff.

'Change the old guy to a young, hunky lifeguard patrolling a trendy beach in a speedboat and you may have something.'

"I'm thinking of having my tooth capped."

O Romeo, Romeo, were fart thou Romeo...

The internal economy of Dotheboys Hall

' This is the second bowl she's sent back..Now she's complaining about her chair ! '

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

'Sorry Gav, it takes more than a wet shirt to look like Mr Darcy.'

Saint Paul in a Roman prison cell with Onesimus.

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Oliver's reception by Fagin and the boys

'Em... Hang on a minute.'

Oliver Twist - Sikes Attempts his Escape

"O Romeo, Romeo. Lurking outside my balcony is super creepy, Romeo."

Quasimodo once had a promising career with the ballet, until an ankle injury shattered his aspirations.

A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

'I say Ratty old bean - are you sure those weren't GM tomatoes in the picnic hamper?'

Mr. Mantalini poisons himself for the seventh time

Charles Darwin.

"You're going to hate yourself."

Medusa and Perseus.

Orpheus And Eurydice In Connecticut

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

Sydney Carton Refuses To Go To The Guillotine Without His Cat.

"It's Saturday! You're late."