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Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

"Happy?"

"Aha! Friar Tummy Tuck!"

First case of obsessive compulsive disorder: Lady Macbeth

'Big Brothers Karamazov.'

David knew he had to make the first shot count. He couldn't take a chance with rock, stone and scissors.

Nicholas Beats Mr Squeers

George Bernard Shaw.

Little Dorrit - Mr F's Aunt is Conducted into Retirement

'Please sir, does this contain nuts?'

The book 'Moby Dick' on show encased in a glass cabinet

Mark Twain

Little Dorrit - The Pensioner Entertainment

'Well, Watson, it appears as if my hunch was correct...'

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

Alexander Pushkin

'Is it ethically sourced?'

WH Auden.

Larry's Literary Market.

Jonathan Swift.

'Little Long John John.'

Jean Anouilh.

'Books of the Century' "Hey they're all in the pile of unread books by the bed!"

'Here's one for you.. she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire.. enjoys terrorizing villages..'

Ivan Turgenev

'Damn it Watson! When I say I suspect foul play is afoot, I'd rather you refrained from saying 'no s**t Sherlock.''

Charles Baudelaire.

'Have you thought about consulting a mechanic?'

"Well you try shaving with no reflection."

'He was the last of a long line - low sperm Count of Monte Cristo.'

"Well... it seems that late in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends."

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Another Protestant

The dissolution of partnership

The evidence destroyed