Classic Novel Aficionado Pillows

His Master's Joyce.

"Have you tried looking in the ocean?"

Mr. Snawley enlarges on parental instinct

"The End."

"You'll never believe who's here."

Miss Haredale on the bridge

Intruding upon the privacy of a gentleman

The shadow in the little parlour

Light

Trilby - 'I must take the bull by the horns'.

LIBRARY, 'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

'Doctor Jekyll and Mr. Hyde... Party of one!'

Mildred Pierced

"Thanks to your flatulence, Lilliput can use you as a wind farm."

Moby Dick finally gets some therapy.

Honoré de Balzac

Papageno from The Magic Flute

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Sock Puppet in Literature

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

Lend me your ears

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'Love me little, love me long.'

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

A.M Gorky

The evidence destroyed

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

Ivan Turgenev

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

Plagiarism by Billy Widmore It was the best of times it was the worst of times. Four score and seven years ago, Quoted the raven nevermore...

"Now you're just being a jerk!"