Classic Novel Buffs Pillows

Ebenezer Scrooge's in/out baskets say 'Bah and Humbug!'

Honoré de Balzac

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Robocop and Juliet.

Sock Puppet in Literature

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

After the Sentence

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'Romeo and Julietta'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

The Raven in Flight

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

A.M Gorky

'Regular or decapitated?'

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

"Call me Ishmael."

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

"You'll never believe who's here."

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"I feel like I have a book in me."

'An angry mob to see you, sir.'

Honore de Balzac