Ipa Admirer Gifts

'My Beer Expert necklace reports that this IPA is perfect, so why do I need to taste it?'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Robocop and Juliet.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Red hot little combo

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

Snow is falling...

The Thinker

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"