Ipa Enthusiast Gifts

"IPAs, Crafts and Ales ... oh my!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

A Guide to Mustaches

What your guitar says about you.

Beer

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Jarvis Cocker

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Skiing

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

"Plagiarist!"

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'Your copyright is invalid, you spelled (c) wrong.'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

A politician's dream come true...

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

You will always find a spot to garden

Nor'easter Island.

"We're being followed. Don't worry it's just my copyright."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

A man with a rake on a desert island

Real Beer People

"No, Henry, don't do it ... we own the intellectual content!"

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

"Read this. It's a draft of a novel I'm writing fro the young adult market. I want to make sure there's absolutely nothing in it you can relate to."