Ipa Enthusiast Gifts

"IPAs, Crafts and Ales ... oh my!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

A Guide to Mustaches

What your guitar says about you.

Beer

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Skiing

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

"Plagiarist!"

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'Your copyright is invalid, you spelled (c) wrong.'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

A politician's dream come true...

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

You will always find a spot to garden

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"We're being followed. Don't worry it's just my copyright."

A man with a rake on a desert island

Real Beer People

"No, Henry, don't do it ... we own the intellectual content!"

"Read this. It's a draft of a novel I'm writing fro the young adult market. I want to make sure there's absolutely nothing in it you can relate to."

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

'Apparently it's not enough to say that 'lots of people think we do a jolly good job' anymore.'

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'