Ipa Lover Gifts

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

The Life of Pi

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"This stool shall pass."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Desert Island Fantasies

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

I love my cape

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

Real Beer People

It bag and no knickers!

What your guitar says about you.

Tenafly International Film Festival

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

No, it's not the beer talking. Beer actually makes a better impression than I do. ! !

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

Terry Wogan

Generic Products

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"The best power suits, of course, are by Hugo boss."

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

I'm here with movie expert, Mister Flick, to discuss monsters who are actors. Let's start with Jekyll and Hyde. He does some good work and some bad work. Who picks scripts well? Dracula finds roles he can really sink his teeth into. Frankenstein, on the other hand, will take just about any part! What about King Kong's career? It was brief but he did climb to the top! And some critics think the Invisible Man is among the best. I agree with that ... but he only does low-budget indie films