Ipa Lover Pillows

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Desert Island Fantasies

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

I love my cape

What your guitar says about you.

Real Beer People

It bag and no knickers!

Tenafly International Film Festival

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

Generic Products

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"