Pi Lover Gifts

No, you shut your pi hole.

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

The Life of Pi

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Pi Ala Mode.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Alien Assumption

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Hot Pie Therapy

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

How am I abducting?

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'