Pi Lover T-Shirts

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Pi Ala Mode.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

How am I abducting?

Alien Assumption

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"You two seem oddly suited."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"