Pi Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'

Interstate Pi... Next Decimal Place 50 Miles

'Okay, for this part of the sobriety test, I want you to say all the numbers of pi.'

The Pi Advantage

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"National security adviser"

Pi Ala Mode.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Fishing from the Pier

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"We've developed a five year plan that includes ample provisions for another five year plan if this one doesn't work."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Non-Humble Pie.

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

Lesser Known Digits of Pi

'I met this little dude at the zoo and he's anxious to try your banana cream pie.'

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.