Pi Explorer T-Shirts

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Pi Ala Mode.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"I'm going to get you fired."

"Do you have an appointment?"

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

"You want proof? There's your proof."

Museum.

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

Chemistry Improv Theater

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

Pyramid UFO...

Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'

Geek in indignation at fellow geek's T-shirt which says: 'I'm with someone who can only recite pi to 100 decimal places.'

Nano technology.