Pi Explorer Gifts

Scary story time at math camp.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

The Life of Pi

Pi Ala Mode.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"I'm going to get you fired."

"Do you have an appointment?"

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

Pyramid UFO...

Chemistry Improv Theater

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

"You want proof? There's your proof."

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

Museum.

Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'

Nano technology.