Pi Enthusiast Gifts

"Be rational."

Mathematician listens to a 'PiPod'

Pi Ala Mode.

What I Know. . .

"Would anyone care for some Pi"

Geek in indignation at fellow geek's T-shirt which says: 'I'm with someone who can only recite pi to 100 decimal places.'

"Are we done celebrating Pi Day yet?" "Not until I've completed the 'reading of the digits.'"

(Pi) 5 8. You can trust him to keep a secret --- He's non-repeating.

Pi in the sky

"There's a lot more to me than you think."

Evolution of the Mathematician.

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

Maths Book Deals

"No, you can't ballpark it."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"National security adviser"

The Life of Pi

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Hot Pie Therapy

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Fishing from the Pier

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"We've developed a five year plan that includes ample provisions for another five year plan if this one doesn't work."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Non-Humble Pie.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."