Kpi Enthusiast Gifts

"We've developed a five year plan that includes ample provisions for another five year plan if this one doesn't work."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Pi Ala Mode.

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Motivation to work

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'Look a huge bird!'

'Once we switch to information processing, just imagine how much data this baby will handle.'

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'

Geek in indignation at fellow geek's T-shirt which says: 'I'm with someone who can only recite pi to 100 decimal places.'

'Special Delivery!'

(Pi) 5 8. You can trust him to keep a secret --- He's non-repeating.

Getting to Know You

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

'Someday, all of this liability exposure will be yours!'

"Be rational."

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Steel Works - 'How the devil did all this go down 7 3/8 today?'

'It would be a kindness to tell he HAS won his Duke of Edinburgh Award.'

Evolution of the Mathematician.

Artist in industrial environment paints a butterfly.