Percentage Enthusiast Gifts

'I plead 32% not guilty, 41% innocent, and 27% undecided.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

The Life of Pi

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Lots of famous art may have been inspired by taxes. Jackson Pollack's "Number 5" could be a visual representation of global regulations. And perhaps Rodin's "The Thinker" is a man trying to understand those rules. Maybe Roy Lichtenstein's "Ohhh ... Alright ..." shows a woman being told to continue holding to get her tax question answered. And they there's Edvard Munch's "The Scream" ... Nothing makes you feel like that more than preparing a tax return!

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Staff Yearbook

But under a different accounting convention ...

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

Warning: Math Ahead!

1. 0. 5. 6. He'd be nothing without her. (Published originally on June 11, 2008.)

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

Boss. The boss treats me like a number, and not a prime one.

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Perks

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

Reign Man

'Miss Henshaw - bring me my trumpet.'

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

"I think he's been capitalised!"

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'