Profit Enthusiast Gifts

'Thank you for the treasurer's report, Miss Elkins.'

'Good news: First-quarter profits should be strong and second-quarter prison sentences should be light.'

'Miss Henshaw - bring me my trumpet.'

'Could we see some figures on that 'gob'?'

'If this doesn't release your endorphins, nothing will.'

Oil Always Comes First.

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

...I'm going to rest on my laurels.

'Believe me, nobody ever went broke from making too much profit.'

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

What do you MEAN money isn't everything? We are a bank!

Publisher reading his Annual Accounts: "My favourite publication!"

"I've always had this dream of buying a little farm and then selling it off piece by piece."

"What? We owe our big profits to our motivated workforce and not our shareholders? Why wasn't I told this??"

Funny business

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

"Sure, revenues are up 25% since we switched from blackmailing the West, to crowdfunding, but where's the pizazz?"

"Our money is stained in blood, be glad that I spend it as fast as possible!"

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

"So this 'customer care' idea seems to be working."

"I never met a profit I didn't like."

'I'll tell you what turns me on...a rising profits chart!'

Retail construction in a parkway.

Making Money.

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

Airline CEO carrying case with stickers reading 'The Bank'.

Ecstatic 'R' Us: 'They've just announced massive profits.'

"I think he's been capitalised!"

"Beneath this calm exterior, I'm obsessed with making profits."

"Above and beyond my resumé you'll find I have a real passion for money."

'Now that I have your attention...'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

Profit