Profit Enthusiasts Gifts

The stockholders love our annual report! Scratch and sniff our bottom line and it smells like money!

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

"The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'This graph may need some explaining...'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

National Living Wage from April 1st.

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

"A good quarter is a joy forever."