'Yes it can be tedious son. But the 'net pay's not too bad!'
Net Profit Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for a net profit enthusiast? Discover our collection of witty and thoughtful items that capture their love for financial success. From mugs to t-shirts and prints, find something that resonates with their passion for profit and business achievements.
"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."
'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'
"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."
"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."
'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'
'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'
Greed.
'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'
"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"
"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."
'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'
"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."
'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'
"Which way up do you want it?"
'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'
Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.
"Today we welcome back an old friend."
'Walk softly and carry a large credit line.'
"A good quarter is a joy forever."
'I'm sorry, Collin, but our Dreyfus Mid-Cap fund completely tanked, so we're going to have to let you go.'
"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."
'Miss Henshaw - bring me my trumpet.'
"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."
The Inner Dog.
"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"
Financial Eyesight
"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."
"I think he's been capitalised!"
Business Philosophy 101.
'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'
"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."
The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!
'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'
'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'
Net Profit Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Net Profit Enthusiast Mugs
Looking for more gifts for net profit enthusiasts? Our collection of mugs offers witty and stylish options to celebrate their financial passion.
Net Profit Enthusiast Pillows
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Net Profit Enthusiast Prints
Enhance their space with print art that celebrates net profit enthusiasts. Funny, inspirational, and perfect for any business-minded individual.
Net Profit Enthusiast T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for net profit enthusiasts! Clever designs and humorous slogans make these shirts a great gift for business lovers.