Net Profit Enthusiast Pillows

'Yes it can be tedious son. But the 'net pay's not too bad!'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

"Which way up do you want it?"

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

'Walk softly and carry a large credit line.'

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

The Inner Dog.

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

The New Age Dentist.

"I think he's been capitalised!"

Financial Eyesight

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

Business Philosophy 101.

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'