Financial Gain Enthusiast Pillows

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Profit

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"#Win!"

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

World Economic Crisis.

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St