Net Profit Navigator Gifts

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

Computer Expert

"You've got computer-breath."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"Would you like to see the markup?"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

"Great idea of yours to offer their money back if not satisfied."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

Birthing Ball

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Made in China.

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

"Hold all calls, I'm taking a bath."

"What are we doing wrong?"

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

'You have a friend request.'

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

Social Media Elevator

"The fact that our loss is someone else's gain is of little consolation to me, Henderson!"

"I didn't mean to burn any bridges behind me. It was just a part of my crumbling infrastructure."