Non-profit Navigator Gifts

"You should work for a non-profit, dear. You have a lot of experience at that."

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'Are we there yet?'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Characters jumping out of a book.

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Uh-Oh..."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"I am not asking for directions."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

Titanic: How's my steering.

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'