Net Navigator Appreciator Gifts

'Oh, maaan... time out! Louie's caught in the net again!'

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Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

Computer Expert

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"You've got computer-breath."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

Department of Nanotechnology

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

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