Net Navigator Appreciator Gifts

'Oh, maaan... time out! Louie's caught in the net again!'

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Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

Computer Expert

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"You've got computer-breath."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"