Earnings Enthusiast Gifts

'Earnings per share, then an asterisk. I like that.'

Money is the Incentive.

'G-go ahead, F-Fred; p-pre-announce our disappointing 3rd quarter.'

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Go! Means NOW!

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Which way up do you want it?"

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

'Great visual support.'

I'll put this in a way you'll understand: you need to transfer your feelings from savings to checking.

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