Pi Enthusiasts Gifts

Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'

Interstate Pi... Next Decimal Place 50 Miles

'Okay, for this part of the sobriety test, I want you to say all the numbers of pi.'

The Pi Advantage

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

The Life of Pi

"National security adviser"

Pi Ala Mode.

Hot Pie Therapy

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Fishing from the Pier

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"We've developed a five year plan that includes ample provisions for another five year plan if this one doesn't work."

Non-Humble Pie.

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Lesser Known Digits of Pi