Pi Fanatic Gifts

Lesser Known Digits of Pi

"Pi and mash squared please."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

The Life of Pi

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Evolution.

Pi Ala Mode.

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'Now do you believe my ridiculous 'Alien abduction' story ?'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

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The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

Hysterically laughing monster.

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

"When are you going to realize you're not the only being in the universe?"