Pi Devotee Gifts

"I just love sci-pi movies."

The Life of Pi

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Thomas Hardy

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"Amen. Please help me up."

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Poetry Buff.

Lesser Known Digits of Pi

One book... One book... One book...

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Atlas resting whilst a seal balances the globe on its nose.

"Pi and mash squared please."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

Give Thanks.

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

A.E. Housman

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

No, you shut your pi hole.

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

Thriller of the Week

Designated smoking area of the gods

'Ah, Gerald, weddings are so romantic...'

'10 years of loyal service - and this is what I get?'

'My mother would be really mad at me if I didn't practice the piano every day!'

'That's what I like about you, Abrams, you don't let a little illness keep you off the job.'

"It ain't over until NPR says it's over!"

'Take five -- I need another cold shower.'

Love me, love me, love me, love me....