Pi Perfectionist Gifts

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Bullseye!

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

D.I.Y

Husband bakes a pie

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

Perfection

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

"You're welcome."

"I propose we go with the second option."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

We thought we'd put in the detail later.

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.