Pi Perfectionist Mugs

Mathematician Food Fights.

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Bullseye!

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

D.I.Y

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

Husband bakes a pie

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Perfection

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

"I propose we go with the second option."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"You're welcome."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

Santa's Out Tray.

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

We thought we'd put in the detail later.