Pie Perfectionist Gifts

'Bless me father for I have sinned. I use trans fats in all of my pie crusts.'

"The secret of life? Next mountain. This is the secret of perfect pie crust."

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

"You have your choice of two vegetables...carrot cake or pumpkin pie."

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

Pie

Bake yourself a happiness pie!

"Sorry, I couldn't find any meat or fish, but since you're omnivorous, I've baked you an apple pie..."

"Bless him, he's dribbling. He must be dreaming about my apple pie."

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

Forget The Diet And Bake Zum Pies!

Husband bakes a pie

'Apple pie!'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

"Great invention, but it does make you a bit of a rubbish shepherd."

'You always go that extra mile, don't you Molly.'

Go veggie for T-day. We have recipes for a yummy soy-filled squash with gravy, 3 potato dishes, veggies saut

This chocolate pie doesn't taste right! Maybe I didn't put in enough chalk.

Dutch Apple Core Pie .

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

What the Doctor Ordered

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Hot Pie Therapy

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

We're going on a first date. So many words are misused every day. Literally! I don't accept the use of imperfect language. Me either. Trying to fight it has no effect. It's all a mute point. Irregardless, I could care less. I had nothing farther to say.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Non-Humble Pie.

Surreal ale

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'