Pie Perfectionist Prints

'Bless me father for I have sinned. I use trans fats in all of my pie crusts.'

"The secret of life? Next mountain. This is the secret of perfect pie crust."

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

"You have your choice of two vegetables...carrot cake or pumpkin pie."

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

Pie

Bake yourself a happiness pie!

"Sorry, I couldn't find any meat or fish, but since you're omnivorous, I've baked you an apple pie..."

"Bless him, he's dribbling. He must be dreaming about my apple pie."

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

Forget The Diet And Bake Zum Pies!

Husband bakes a pie

'Apple pie!'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

"Great invention, but it does make you a bit of a rubbish shepherd."

'You always go that extra mile, don't you Molly.'

Dutch Apple Core Pie .

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

What the Doctor Ordered

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Non-Humble Pie.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Surreal ale

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

"Cut down on the custard pies."

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'