Pie Perfectionists Prints

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

What the Doctor Ordered

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Non-Humble Pie.

Husband bakes a pie

"I might just get a pie."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

"Cut down on the custard pies."

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"Ready...."

'I met this little dude at the zoo and he's anxious to try your banana cream pie.'

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".