Plan Perfectionist Gifts

The devil is in desk bin titled 'The Details'

We thought we'd put in the detail later.

'I'm in constant contact with everyone involved, every step of the way. Well...I left a message.'

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

'I have a plan 'B', but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

'After reading your business plan, I realised that this is the only way you'll get a loan form your bank.'

The Architect

"I propose we go with the second option."

Bureaucrat on desert isle: 'First, I need three contingency plans...'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Worry tank

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Bullseye!

'I've given a lot of thought to giving some thought to your latest proposal.'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"I think you might need to start again."

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Our proposal didn't get the grant, but they want us to teach proposal writing."

Perfection

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

'Daft title. How could you have 'backward' planning?'