Plan-making Perfectionists Gifts

"Nobody said it would be easy!"

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Worry tank

Bullseye!

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

"I think you might need to start again."

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

'Regarding our deadline - have we moved to long-range planning or still stuck in short-term excuses?'

'Daft title. How could you have 'backward' planning?'

"I propose we go with the second option."

'You should have ordered one. This is the only one left in the shop!'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

We thought we'd put in the detail later.

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

When pedants take a break.

I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. we forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we'd hoped to use died in 1958

'I like the plot, but are all those nude scenes really necessary?'

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

'I have a plan 'B', but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Forward Planning - The key to Success

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. By the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and speaker we hoped to use died in 1967...'

"This gentleman would like a refund. He claims the plot broke down halfway through!"