Routine Perfectionists Gifts

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Office of quality assurance"

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'I like the plot, but are all those nude scenes really necessary?'

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"Page 33, line 4..."

Clock in, Clock out.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

Decorating a column.

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

"This gentleman would like a refund. He claims the plot broke down halfway through!"

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

Mount Everest.

Drawing board disaster.

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

'To err is human, but that's no excuse.'