Routine Perfectionists Prints

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Office of quality assurance"

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'I like the plot, but are all those nude scenes really necessary?'

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

"Page 33, line 4..."

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

"Sir, you may find this book very helpful, too."

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

Decorating a column.

"This gentleman would like a refund. He claims the plot broke down halfway through!"

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

Mount Everest.

Drawing board disaster.

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

'He's at the 'awkward stage' in converting to paperless so he carries both a laptop and a briefcase.'