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"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

Ice shelfie.

There is No Planet C

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Desert Island Mishap

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."